And all that stuff about Newton and apples is also bogus. Everyone knows that it was ancient Ind that invented the zero, which is also a circle, the most perfect shape from which all other shapes are descended, including triangles. Vakil No 2: You Klid? Is that a prototype of YouTube, which is full of all sorts of plagiarised rip-offs?

It extends to the so-called Father of Geometry, You Klid. Vakil No 1: The conspiracy to defraud our ancient legacy goes much beyond this Pythagoras and his None of the Vakils knew what that term meant but they had heard it being used in Netflix courtroomĭramas and approved of the very vakilish ring it had with which to establish one’s lawyerly credentials. Vakil No 4: I’ll take that under advisement. Vakil No 2: I fear that your fear is well founded. Vakil No 1: I fear that what the Karnataka educationists have uncovered as ‘fake news’ is just the tip of the iceberg. Seated in their conference room, the quartet of Vakils discussed the issue, in all its ramifications. The law firm had got a lucrative windfall thanks to an outfit called the Swadeshi Jagran Bunch (SJB), whose motto ‘Jingoism’ ‘R’ Us indicated that it prioritised uber-nationalism above all else, including foibles of grammar.Ī panel of educationists in Karnataka had proposed to amend the state’s school curriculum so as to, among other things, expose the ‘fake news’ that some Greek fellow called Pythagoras had formulated the well-known theory named after him, and that an Angrezi chap called Newton had discovered gravity, after an apple fell on his head, when in fact both these milestones derived from ancient India.įollowing this, the SJB had decided to file a lawsuit, via the good offices of Vakil, Vakil, Vakil, and Vakil, and build a protective firewall to prevent future intellectual piracies.

The offices of Vakil, Vakil, Vakil, and Vakil, Attorneys at Law (Copyrights & Patents ‘R’ Us) were abuzz with activity.

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